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  2. Oh, Siri. Wat u doin?

     


  3. wholockedj:

    mishasminions:

    hyphydollaz:

    sesamestreethockey:

    anrdew:

    I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

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    this has too many notes to be safe

    *MANIACAL LAUGHTER*

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    (Source: sharonosbourne, via beautyisfeign)

     

  4. norwegiantrash:

    dodgehful:

    a dodge: how do you pronounce norwegian version jenny

    John Lemon: eeeeh

    John Lemon: you pronounce the J differently

    a dodge: oh ok

    John Lemon: im not really sure how to explain xD

    YOU COULD HAVE JUST TYPED YENNY INSTEAD OF HAVING TO MAKE A WHOLE VIDEO OMG 

    FUCK U BU

    Look at my beautiful face” - Magnus

     

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  8. towritelesbiansonherarms:

    rememberwhatyourheartisfor:

    ayugeni:

    searchingforbliss:

    gonzosloveshack:

    pizzaforpresident:

    Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th.  She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard.

    my favorite photoset of all time

    I love how in the second frame, she’s like hang on. Just one more butt, ok?

    The security guard and the players are laughing! This is the best. 

    I can’t help but think that people wouldn’t find this funny if the genders were reversed. 

    ^^^

    ^^^

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  13. westbor0baptistchurch:

    Seeing people having fun without u.

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  15. twistedviper:

    goodandfunandmadness:

    santo-dom-ingo:

    why commit murder when you can have one of these

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    come on guys 

    I’d kill for one of those.

    I think you’re missing the point

    (via beautyisfeign)