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  2. Tagged #inspiration
     
  3. (Source: marinasvevo, via cougarmeat)

     
  4. (Source: 1los, via iamabeardeddragon)

     
  5. mypussytight:

    dunkindont:

    you dont need drugs to have fun

    don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

    (via norwaybear)

     

  6. watsipop asked: the end of your about me tho. //clutches heart

    <3

     
  7. magicalbeautifulkibi:

    ive-been-tired:

    kuneria:

    Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people. 

    (via gothicmiriel-of-the-fandoms)

     
  8. caerulea-divilu:

    did-someone-say-pool:

    the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

    Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

    (Source: Imgur)

    LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

    I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

    (via gothicmiriel-of-the-fandoms)

     

  9. Anonymous asked: how do you give a girl an orgasm?

    baroniansmythe:

    suchvodka:

    sexience:

    i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep

    There should be a warning before something like this hits a dash so you’re not drinking or something when you first see it.

    Tagged #Future Wife
     

  10. Cross out everything you’ve ever done:
    • Had a beer
    • Smoked an entire cigarette
    • Done drugs.
    • Written on a bathroom wall.
    • Read a George Orwell book. 
    • Had a physical fight.
    • Used Twitter.
    • Listened to Lady Gaga
    • Been in a car accident. 
    • Gotten suspended. 
    • Gotten expelled.
    • Been allergic to something.
    • Got a computer virus.
    • Touched a real gun.
    • Had a dog.
    • Had a cat
    • Been pregnant.
    • Camped out
    • Swam in the ocean.
    • Wore a bikini 
    • Driven a car
    • Been sent to the principal.
    • Ever liked someone.
    • Failed a class.
    • Failed a test.
    • Went to summer school.
    • Read an entire book.
    • Recorded my own music.
    • Had an xbox.
    • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
    • Wore fishnets.
    • Wore skinny jeans.
    • Hated someone.
    • Been cheated on. 
    • Cheated on someone.
    • Practiced Christianity. 
    • Worn makeup.
    • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
    • Had surgery.
    • Had my license.
    • Attempted suicide.
    • Worn coloured contacts.
    • Painted my nails black.
    • Broken someone’s heart.
    • Had my heart broken.
    • Cried for an hour straight 
    • Lost something very valuable.
    • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
    • Broken a bone.
    • Eaten something bad/expired.
    • Threw up from being so drunk.
    • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
    • Danced with someone of the same sex. 
    • Owned an ipod
    • Owned an iphone.
    • Fell for a best friend.
    • Stole a friend’s significant other.
    • Went far away from home for more than a week.
    • Moved out.
    • Ran away.
    • Had a job.
    • Been fired.
    • Lied to a friend.
    • Lied to a family member.
    • Had a Facebook.
    • Posted a video on Youtube.
    • Started a rumor about someone. 
    • Talked bad about someone
    • Deliberately failed a test.
    • Been skinny dipping.
    • Counted to a million.
    • Counted to a thousand.
    • Ate rabbit meat.
    • Ate duck meat.
    • Had fast food.
    • Been to Church.
    • Been to Canada.
    • Been married.
    • Had a divorce.
    • Broke a glass
    • Hugged someone today.
    • Texted someone today.
    • Received a phone call today.
    • Threw something out of the window.
    • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
    • Wished you were somebody else.
    • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
    • Been to a concert
    • Seen your favourite band live
    • Met a celebrity 
    • Own more than 10 CD’s

    (Source: fyeahsurveys, via norwaybear)

     
  11. (Source: t2dm, via topgearmag)

     
  12. (Source: hxndredths, via norwaybear)

    Tagged #Future Wife
     
  13. zarax:

    death-rebirth-senshi:

    Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

    i cant stop laughing

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via norwaybear)

    Tagged #Future Wife
     
  14. sterndaddy:

    kinkeryandgeekery:

    -goes to find tongs- now where is my Cat

    If you didn’t feed me and rub my belly …. you’d be LUNCH for this!

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via iamabeardeddragon)

     
  15. coast-robbo:

    lotthirtyseven:

    im laughing the option is literally just ‘boob’

    (via norwaybear)