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devilsmadvocate:

lefayss:

dude 

like

dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist

wow it’s almost like some kind of large lizard-like creatures roamed the earth at some point and left fossilized remnants of their bodies behind that ancient cultures were trying to make sense of

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

deathclaw:

straight men comic

deathclaw:

straight men comic

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

crystallized-teardrops:

it’s actually embarrassing how much i care about having access to internet 24/7

califournicated:

I’m the kind of girlfriend that would do almost anything for you so you didn’t have to lift a finger. Broke and craving a big mac at 3 am? Call me. Too tired to do your homework? I’ll do it for you. Can’t sleep? I’ll stay up all night with you. Don’t have enough money to do something that you want? My money is your money.

All I ask is you give me every part of you, and I’ll do the best I can to make you happy.

I think it’s really hard for bisexuals because there is the illusion of choice. Because obviously being in a gay relationship isn’t as easy as being in a straight relationship. [x